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I was stopped by the police  @psychohistorian.org

I was stopped by the police

posted: 3185 days ago, on Thursday, 2010 Oct 28 at 20:57
tags: humour.

I was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where I'm going.

"I'm on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body."

The policeman asked me, "Really? And who's going to give a lecture at this time of night?"

"My wife", I responded

via: Bruce

nothing more to see. please move along.


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