A child's prayer
posted: 1081 days ago, on Monday, 2009 Jun 01 at 14:03
tags: atheism, humour.
"Dear God, This year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer, Amen."
via: Chris Stewart
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| 2012.05.19 | Moon at apogee (406 500 km) |
| 2012.05.20 | Moon near Jupiter (1.7deg S) |
| 2012.05.20 | Moon near Mercury (2.0deg S) |
| 2012.05.21 | Moon at descending node |
| 2012.05.21 | Moon near Aldebaran (5.0deg S) |
| 2012.05.21 | New Moon (annular solar eclipse) |
| 2012.05.22 | Mercury near Jupiter (0.4deg N) |
| 2012.05.22 | Moon max. declination (+21.7deg ) |
| 2012.05.22 | Moon near Venus (5.2deg N) |
| 2012.05.27 | Mercury at superior conjunction |
| 2012.05.28 | First Quarter |
| 2012.05.28 | Moon near Regulus (5.7deg N) |
| 2012.06.01 | Mercury near Venus (0.2deg N) |
| 2012.06.01 | Moon near Spica (1.5deg N) |
| 2012.06.03 | Moon at ascending node |
| 2012.06.03 | Moon at perigee (358 500 km) |
| 2012.06.03 | Moon occults omega-1 Scorpii |
| 2012.06.04 | Full Moon (partial lunar eclipse) |
| 2012.06.04 | Moon max. declination (-21.7deg ) |
| 2012.06.04 | Moon near Antares (5.0deg S) |
| 2012.06.05 | Neptune stationary |
| 2012.06.07 | Moon occults beta Capricorni |
| 2012.06.10 | Moon near Neptune (5.9deg S) |
| 2012.06.11 | Jupiter near Pleiades (4.9deg S) |
| 2012.06.11 | Last Quarter |
| 2012.06.12 | Moon near Uranus (5.1deg S) |
| 2012.06.16 | Moon at apogee (405 800 km) |
| 2012.06.16 | Venus near Aldebaran (3.3deg N) |
| 2012.06.17 | Moon at descending node |
| 2012.06.17 | Moon near Jupiter (1.2deg S) |
| 2012.06.18 | Moon max. declination (+21.7deg ) |
| 2012.06.18 | Moon near Aldebaran (5.0deg S) |
| 2012.06.18 | Moon near Venus (2.3deg S) |
| 2012.06.19 | New Moon |
| 2012.06.20 | Mercury near Pollux (5deg S) |
| 2012.06.21 | Moon near Mercury (5.5deg N) |
| 2012.06.21 | Venus near Aldebaran (2.9deg N) |
| 2012.06.21 | Winter solstice |
| 2012.06.24 | Moon near Regulus (5.6deg N) |
| 2012.06.26 | Moon near Mars (5.3deg N) |
| 2012.06.26 | Saturn stationary |
| 2012.06.27 | First Quarter |
| 2012.06.27 | Venus stationary |
| 2012.06.28 | Moon near Saturn (6.0deg N) |
| 2012.06.28 | Moon near Spica (1.4deg N) |
| 2012.06.29 | Pluto at opposition |
| 2012.06.6 | Moon occults rho Sagittarii |
| 2012.06.6 | Transit of Venus begins |
| 2012.06.6 | Venus at inferior conjunction |
| 2012.07.01 | Mercury max. elongation (25.7deg E) |
| 2012.07.01 | Moon at ascending node |
| 2012.07.01 | Moon at perigee (362 400 km) |
| 2012.07.01 | Moon near Antares (5.1deg S) |
| 2012.07.01 | Venus near Jupiter (4.8deg N) |
| 2012.07.02 | Mercury near Beehive (1.8deg S) |
| 2012.07.02 | Moon max. declination (-21.7deg ) |
| 2012.07.03 | Full Moon (diameter 33.0') |
| 2012.07.05 | Earth at aphelion (1.0167 AU) |
| 2012.07.07 | Moon near Neptune (5.7deg S) |
| 2012.07.09 | Venus near Aldebaran (0.9deg N) |
| 2012.07.10 | Moon near Uranus (5.0deg S) |
| 2012.07.11 | Last Quarter |
| 2012.07.13 | Moon at apogee (404 800 km) |
| 2012.07.14 | Mercury stationary |
| 2012.07.14 | Moon at descending node |
| 2012.07.15 | Moon near Aldebaran (4.9deg S) |
| 2012.07.15 | Moon near Jupiter (0.6deg S) |
| 2012.07.15 | Moon near Venus (4.2deg S) |
| 2012.07.16 | Moon max. declination (+21.7deg ) |
| 2012.07.19 | New Moon |
| 2012.07.20 | Moon near Mercury (0.5deg N) |
| 2012.07.21 | Moon near Regulus (5.5deg N) |
| 2012.07.25 | Moon near Mars (4.3deg N) |
| 2012.07.25 | Moon near Saturn (5.7deg N) |
| 2012.07.25 | Moon near Spica (1.3deg N) |
| 2012.07.26 | First Quarter |
| 2012.07.27 | Delta Aquarid Shower (ZHR = 20) |
| 2012.07.28 | Mercury at inferior conjunction |
| 2012.07.28 | Moon at ascending node |
| 2012.07.28 | Moon near Antares (5.2deg S) |
| 2012.07.29 | Jupiter near Aldebaran (4.7deg N) |
| 2012.07.29 | Moon at perigee (367 300 km) |
| 2012.07.29 | Moon max. declination (-21.6deg ) |
| 2012.08.01 | Moon occults beta Capricorni |
| 2012.08.02 | Full Moon (diameter 32.1') |
| 2012.08.02 | Saturn near Spica (4.5deg N) |
| 2012.08.03 | Moon near Neptune (5.6deg S) |
| 2012.08.06 | Moon near Uranus (4.8deg S) |
| 2012.08.07 | Mercury stationary |
| 2012.08.09 | Last Quarter |
| 2012.08.10 | Moon at apogee (404 100 km) |
| 2012.08.11 | Moon at descending node |
| 2012.08.11 | Moon near Aldebaran (4.7deg S) |
| 2012.08.11 | Moon near Jupiter (0.1deg N) |
| 2012.08.12 | Moon max. declination (+21.5deg ) |
| 2012.08.12 | Perseid Shower (ZHR = 90) |
| 2012.08.13 | Moon near Venus (0.6deg S) |
| 2012.08.14 | Mars near Spica (1.8deg N) |
| 2012.08.15 | Mars near Saturn (2.7deg N) |
| 2012.08.15 | Venus greatest elongation (45.8deg W) |
| 2012.08.16 | Mercury max. elongation (18.7deg W) |
| 2012.08.16 | Moon near Mercury (3.4deg N) |
| 2012.08.17 | New Moon |
| 2012.08.18 | Mercury near Beehive (2.1deg S) |
| 2012.08.18 | oon near Regulus (5.5deg N) |
| 2012.08.22 | Moon near Mars (2.3deg N) |
| 2012.08.22 | Moon near Saturn (5.3deg N) |
| 2012.08.22 | Moon near Spica (1deg N) |
| 2012.08.23 | Moon at perigee (369 700 km) |
| 2012.08.24 | First Quarter |
| 2012.08.24 | Moon at ascending node |
| 2012.08.24 | Moon occults omega-1 Scorpii |
| 2012.08.24 | Neptune at opposition |
| 2012.08.25 | Moon max. declination (-21.4deg ) |
| 2012.08.25 | Moon near Antares (5.4deg S) |
| 2012.08.28 | Moon occults rho Sagittarii |
| 2012.08.31 | Full Moon (diameter 30.8') |
| 2012.08.31 | Moon near Neptune (5.6deg S) |
| 2012.09.01 | Mercury near Regulus (1.2deg N) |
| 2012.09.02 | Moon near Uranus (4.7deg S) |
| 2012.09.07 | Moon at apogee (404 300 km) |
| 2012.09.07 | Moon at descending node |
| 2012.09.08 | Last Quarter |
| 2012.09.08 | Moon max. declination (+21.2deg ) |
| 2012.09.08 | Moon near Aldebaran (4.5deg S) |
| 2012.09.08 | Moon near Jupiter (0.7deg N) |
| 2012.09.10 | Mercury at superior conjunction |
| 2012.09.12 | Moon near Venus (4deg N) |
| 2012.09.13 | Venus near Beehive (2.6deg S) |
| 2012.09.14 | Moon near Regulus (5.5deg N) |
| 2012.09.16 | Moon near Mercury (5.5deg N) |
| 2012.09.16 | New Moon |
| 2012.09.17 | Pluto stationary |
| 2012.09.18 | Jupiter - Callisto 9.1' |
| 2012.09.18 | Moon near Saturn (4.8deg N) |
| 2012.09.18 | Moon near Saturn (5deg N) |
| 2012.09.18 | Moon near Spica (0.8deg N) |
| 2012.09.19 | Moon at perigee (365 700 km) |
| 2012.09.19 | Moon near Mars (0.2deg N) |
| 2012.09.20 | Moon at ascending node |
| 2012.09.21 | Moon near Antares (5.6deg S) |
| 2012.09.22 | Equinox |
| 2012.09.22 | First Quarter |
| 2012.09.22 | Moon max. declination (-21.1deg ) |
| 2012.09.26 | Jupiter - Callisto 9.3' |
| 2012.09.27 | Moon near Neptune (5.7deg S) |
| 2012.09.29 | Uranus at opposition |
| 2012.09.30 | Full Moon (diameter 30.3') |
| 2012.09.30 | Moon near Uranus (4.7deg S) |
| 2012.10.01 | Mercury near Spica (1.6deg N) |
| 2012.10.03 | Venus near Regulus (0.1deg S) |
| 2012.10.04 | Jupiter - Callisto 9.6' |
| 2012.10.04 | Jupiter stationary |
| 2012.10.04 | Moon at descending node |
| 2012.10.05 | Mercury near Saturn (3.2deg N) |
| 2012.10.05 | Moon at apogee (405 200 km) |
| 2012.10.05 | Moon near Aldebaran (4.3deg S) |
| 2012.10.05 | Moon near Jupiter (1deg N) |
| 2012.10.06 | Moon max. declination (+21deg ) |
| 2012.10.08 | Last Quarter |
| 2012.10.11 | Moon near Regulus (5.6deg N) |
| 2012.10.12 | Moon near Venus (6.5deg N) |
| 2012.10.13 | Jupiter - Callisto 9.7' |
| 2012.10.15 | Moon near Spica (0.7deg N) |
| 2012.10.15 | New Moon |
| 2012.10.16 | Moon near Saturn (4.5deg N) |
| 2012.10.17 | Moon at ascending node |
| 2012.10.17 | Moon at perigee (360 700 km) |
| 2012.10.17 | Moon near Mercury (1.3deg S) |
| 2012.10.18 | Moon near Antares (5.7deg S) |
| 2012.10.18 | Moon near Mars (2deg S) |
| 2012.10.19 | Moon max. declination (-21deg ) |
| 2012.10.20 | Mars near Antares (3.6deg N) |
| 2012.10.21 | Jupiter - Callisto 10.1' |
| 2012.10.21 | Orionid Shower (ZHR = 20) |
| 2012.10.22 | First Quarter |
| 2012.10.24 | Moon near Neptune (5.8deg S) |
| 2012.10.25 | Saturn at conjunction |
| 2012.10.26 | Mercury max. elongation (24.1deg E) |
| 2012.10.27 | Moon near Uranus (4.8deg S) |
| 2012.10.29 | Full Moon (diameter 29.9') |
| 2012.10.29 | Jupiter - Callisto 10.2' |
| 2012.10.31 | Moon at descending node |
| 2012.11.01 | Moon at apogee (406 100 km) |
| 2012.11.01 | Moon near Aldebaran (4.3deg S) |
| 2012.11.02 | Moon max. declination (+20.9deg ) |
| 2012.11.02 | Moon occults Jupiter & Galilean moons |
| 2012.11.02 | Moon occults zeta Tauri |
| 2012.11.05 | South Taurid Shower (ZHR = 10) |
| 2012.11.06 | Mercury near Antares (5.8deg N) |
| 2012.11.07 | Jupiter near Callisto 10.5' |
| 2012.11.07 | Last Quarter |
| 2012.11.07 | Mercury stationary |
| 2012.11.08 | Moon near Regulus (5.7deg N) |
| 2012.11.11 | Moon near Venus (5.3deg N) |
| 2012.11.11 | Neptune stationary |
| 2012.11.12 | Moon near Saturn (4.1deg N) |
| 2012.11.12 | Moon near Spica (0.8deg N) |
| 2012.11.12 | North Taurid Shower (ZHR = 15) |
| 2012.11.14 | Moon at ascending node |
| 2012.11.14 | Moon at perigee (357 400 km) |
| 2012.11.14 | Moon near Mercury (0.9deg S) |
| 2012.11.14 | New Moon (total solar eclipse) |
| 2012.11.15 | Jupiter - Callisto 10.5' |
| 2012.11.15 | Moon max. declination (-20.9deg ) |
| 2012.11.15 | Moon near Antares (5.8deg S) |
| 2012.11.16 | Moon near Mars (4deg S) |
| 2012.11.17 | Leonid Shower (ZHR = 15) |
| 2012.11.17 | Mercury at inferior conjunction |
| 2012.11.17 | Venus near Spica (3.8deg N) |
| 2012.11.20 | First Quarter |
| 2012.11.20 | Moon near Neptune (5.9deg S) |
| 2012.11.23 | Jupiter - Callisto 10.7' |
| 2012.11.23 | Moon near Uranus (4.8deg S) |
| 2012.11.27 | Mars near Pluto (4.5deg S) |
| 2012.11.27 | Mercury stationary |
| 2012.11.27 | Moon at descending node |
| 2012.11.27 | Venus near Saturn (0.5deg N) |
| 2012.11.28 | Full Moon (penumbral lunar eclipse) |
| 2012.11.28 | Moon at apogee (406 400 km) |
| 2012.11.28 | Moon near Aldebaran (4.2deg S) |
| 2012.11.29 | Moon max. declination (+20.9deg ) |
| 2012.11.29 | Moon occults Jupiter & Galilean moons |
| 2012.12.02 | Jupiter - Callisto 10.6' |
| 2012.12.03 | Jupiter at opposition |
| 2012.12.05 | Mercury max. elongation (20.6deg W) |
| 2012.12.05 | Moon near Regulus (5.7deg N) |
| 2012.12.06 | Last Quarter |
| 2012.12.09 | Mercury near Venus (6.3deg N) |
| 2012.12.09 | Moon near Spica (0.8deg N) |
| 2012.12.10 | Jupiter - Callisto 10.7' |
| 2012.12.10 | Moon near Saturn (3.8deg N) |
| 2012.12.10 | Moon near Saturn (4deg N) |
| 2012.12.11 | Moon at ascending node |
| 2012.12.11 | Moon near Venus (1.6deg N) |
| 2012.12.12 | Moon near Antares (5.9deg S) |
| 2012.12.12 | Moon near Mercury (1.1deg N) |
| 2012.12.12 | Moon occults beta Scorpii |
| 2012.12.13 | Jupiter near Aldebaran (4.7deg N) |
| 2012.12.13 | Moon at perigee (357 100 km) |
| 2012.12.13 | Moon max. declination (-20.9deg ) |
| 2012.12.13 | New Moon |
| 2012.12.14 | Geminid Shower (ZHR = 120) |
| 2012.12.15 | Moon near Mars (5.4deg S) |
| 2012.12.18 | Jupiter - Callisto 10.4' |
| 2012.12.18 | Mercury near Antares (5.4deg N) |
| 2012.12.18 | Moon near Neptune (5.8deg S) |
| 2012.12.20 | First Quarter |
| 2012.12.20 | Moon near Uranus (4.7deg S) |
| 2012.12.21 | Summer Solstice |
| 2012.12.24 | Venus near Antares (5.6deg N) |
| 2012.12.25 | Moon at apogee (406 100 km) |
| 2012.12.25 | Moon at descending node |
| 2012.12.26 | Jupiter - Callisto 10.5' |
| 2012.12.26 | Moon max. declination (+20.9deg ) |
| 2012.12.26 | Moon near Aldebaran (4.1deg S) |
| 2012.12.26 | Moon occults Jupiter & Galilean moons |
| 2012.12.28 | Full Moon (diameter 29.1') |
| 2012.12.30 | Pluto at conjunction |
Moon
| 2012.05.06 | Full Moon | (Sunday at 03:36) |
| 2012.05.12 | Last Quarter | (Saturday at 21:48) |
| 2012.05.20 | New Moon | (Sunday at 23:48) |
| 2012.05.28 | First Quarter | (Monday at 20:16) |
| 2012.06.04 | Full Moon | (Monday at 11:11) |
| 2012.06.11 | Last Quarter | (Monday at 10:42) |
| 2012.06.19 | New Moon | (Tuesday at 15:03) |
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